plays a video game about running to work and doing paperwork to satisfy the thoughts
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Did you know that the Shrek expansion for Powerwash Simulator will be released tomorrow?
Do not get my hopes up like this.
no my god
Brain: Get some sleep
Body: get som sleep
Me: Seen ✓✓
Ok, time to get to bed. But first...
Oh also, this one.
Responsible part of my brain: Ok, time to get to bed.
Part of my brain in control at night: Sure thing, I just want to do something quick before that.
Responsible part: Ok maybe, just what do you want to do?
Part in control: I don't know, just something. I'm still trying to figure out that part.
Responsible part: Maybe just get to bed?
Part in control: NO, FIRST I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO, THEN I DO IT, THEN BED!
And enjoy none of it!
Just for ten minutes ...... four hours later ... just ten more minutes
This was 100% me in BOTW.
If only, I wish my brain would make up his fucking mind
My brain while kayaking: "omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!"
My brain while cleaning said house; "omg you're frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!"
My brain while playing games: "check behind the waterfall for loot!"
Play video games on the exercise bike.
Playing video games while snacking