Gullible
joined 1 year ago
Well, the world certainly understands that the US holds a grudge. But Castro is dead. Feels a bit silly at this point
The little Hispanic fella right beneath bugs bunny, anyone know who they are?
Yeah, moreover, they’ve always taken more land after every major offensive of the last hundred years. Who hasn't seen it coming?
I don’t recall them mentioning anything about it being in cans. Definitely an option at restaurants and “upscale” delis, but the time spent in stores was often spent speaking to people, rather than reading labels. As an aside, culture’s closer to Chinese than South Korean. More curt, less formal.
Watched a short, surreptitious filmed documentary on North Korea and they confirmed that dog was on the menu. It’s on the pricier side but cheaper than exotic and premium meats
Alternative front end, my friend.
Reposting my aphid hate
Having imported ladybugs into a greenhouse for the express purpose of exterminating aphids, I can tell you with certainty that they’re kinda dumb. A leaf completely coated with aphids will see 4 plucked and obliterated by mandibles, and 50 ignored, only to search for more distant prey. The buffet is right there, why are you searching for scraps beneath it?
But there’s nothing quite like seeing the little shits disappear into an organic shredder, clawing desperately, fruitlessly at survival. I fucking despise aphids.
I want to apologize if I offended any PoC, I didn’t read the greentext correctly and “basketball American” slipped through. I’ve tried to keep my posts as clean as possible and will continue to do so. It’s entirely my mistake and I’m sorry.
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never got bullied but I remember a kid that did when I was growing up. Let's call him Mike.
>scrawny. pasty kid. Curly hair, ginger, wore glasses.
>no friends
>constantly picked on by everyone
>I was pretty much the only kid that was pleasant to him. Never really had it in me to be a dick to people.
>Didn't talk to him much though. Mostly just a smile and a headnod in the hallways
>spent most of his lunches writing and drawing in a notebook by himself
>everyday, constant bullying
>one day on the bus home, it was worse than usual. Don't remember what exactly was said, but it was bad.
>I sat there and minded my own business
>kid goes home and hangs himself
>next day at school, everyone talked about how much they missed him and how they all loved him
>words cannot describe my disgust
>his funeral is coming up, I go only kid from my school that shows up his mother runs up to me
>you must be Phil! Mike always told me how you two were best friends! He always told me about all the fun you guys had etc etc
>It dawns on me
>everyday at lunch he was writing down made up stories of he and I hanging out and having a good time
>the thing that really haunts me, the thing that still keeps me up some nights now, 15 years later, is what she said next
>I just know that if you were on that bus you would have stopped them
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>girifriend is being a cunt
>pretty much over the relationship
>want to dump her in a creative way
>need ideas
Alright. supervillains. Let’s see how dastardly you really are.
tldr wanna dump gf like a boss. Gimme ideas
No. 321143242
Ok, so here's what you do: get a ring-box and get a reservation at the fanciest restaurant you can afford. Propose to her in the most romantic way possible, then open the box and give her the ring
Now, when you're in church and about to get married, the priest will ask if anyone has any objections, look around if someone wants to say something. If no one reacts, keep silent as well.
When you're like 30, knock her up. Get like 3-4 kids and a house somewhere in the suburbs, along with a good job. When your kids are old enough, like 10 years, take her to Hawaii. Do a romantic picnic on the beach, and again, pull out a ring-box. Ask her it she wants to renew your vows, and do it right there and then with a priest hired beforehand.
After your kids leave the house, retire and travel around with her a lot. Take her to Brazil or South Africa or something. Heck, buy a boat. Then later, if needed, go to a retirement home.
Now, and this is key, when you're dying, have her sit next to your bed and hold her hand. And here's the trick: with your last breath you should whisper "I love you, then die.
Oh I'm sorry, did you want me to help you break up with her?
WELL FUCK YOU I'M ALL ALONE SO GO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS
Thank you!