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Robot is well adjusted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Gullible to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is Jesus Christ a haircut person?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Getting crucified made hammering nails in to wood a bit of an uncomfortable process for him, so he needed a change of career away from carpentry. Maybe the reason a Middle Eastern guy gets depicted as blonde so often is that he practiced bleaching his own hair

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bought an electric clipper and started cutting my own hair during COVID so I don't have to worry about that anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't had a haircut in 4 years and I look like Jesus Christ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or like Mitra