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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a God tier comeback, and the friends are cunts. Fuck 'em.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well… sounds more like the friends were all in the same one at the same time

[–] newIdentity 3 points 1 year ago

Not necessarily at the same time but yeah

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's because you didn't out smart her, you out asshole'd her.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Nah she deserves it. OP can't do much about the speech impediment.. but the sister should have been careful

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it wrong to be an asshole to an asshole now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Socially? Yeah. More generally? Probably still yeah, but you'd at least have more people shrugging and saying "yeah, that tracks".

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

[–] newIdentity 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a pretty good come back though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

One thing I've learned through personal experience, is that being the bigger asshole just makes everyone hate you, even if you're justified in your actions. It's not fair, but it is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guess she can dish it out but not take it, huh. Anon didn't actively choose speech impediments either, mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

She chose a dumb unsafe orgy though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

While the comeback is great, a rhotacism is pretty treatable with a bit of effort.

I'm an Isaac Arthur fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bitches in glass houses, something, something.

[–] Gullible 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I agree in principle, but using a classically gendered insult against a woman evokes an image of misogyny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In its purest form a “bitch” is a female. But, I think we’ve grown as a society beyond such gender boundaries. These days if a man wants to be a bitch that’s his right. As a matter of fact I have met many guys that I would absolutely refer to as “bitches”.

[–] Gullible 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I do agree in principle once again, 4chan reposts: the community teeters on the edge of going too far with every post. It’s best to play it safe as a result.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can respect that.

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus you people are whiney fucks.

[–] Gullible 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feel free to post a greentext if your James is wrestled.

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feel free to go back to reddit if you need to breathe into a paper bag everytime you see a no-no word.

[–] Gullible 1 points 1 year ago

Your James do be pinned. Post it, little buddy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol, get rekt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Classic graphics cat.