Stop. Stop posting memes about me.
Protip on this one, if you have a youth soccer club nearby, just head to the lost and found to find hundreds of pounds of premium water bottles. No one will claim them, just take them. Please. The landfills don’t need any more garbage.
Which ones are actually worth playing? I recall early castlevania games being hit or miss
Is this meant to be from the perspective of a right winger or a communist critique on class solidarity?
“Preacher” probably has the best modern interpretation of god, and He would definitely send you straight to hell for calling him autistic. Unless you also share his love of beetles, in which case he will make fun of you for liking beetles and then punt you down.
So, let me get this straight. It’s Destiny, but with gacha waifus?
it looks incredible! I hope you enjoy it!
Ah, a real life (fictional) demon core
Most people want to, for lack of a better word, fuck other people. In offering details, they create a greater chance of maintaining the ability to do so. This is particularly relevant for trans folks, who have a smaller pool of partners to pull from. For comparison, see the practices of gay folks, particularly in the 50s when gay clubs were basically outlawed. It was incredibly difficult to find other gay people in a society that ostracized them and prevented their congregation, so gay relationships were rare. It’s perfectly natural to want to find companionship, or solitude if that’s your thing, so people spread the word about themselves to broaden their chances.
Phrased another way, there’s a reason it’s the third tier of maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Finding your place of belonging isn’t an identical process. Sometimes it’s taxing for not only yourself, but others as well. Personally, I wish I had the level of confidence of my trans friends are forced to maintain.
I dunno. Online, it feels less like jargon and more like an attempt at avoiding any snark. Irl, I occasionally hear “cis” but most people say “straight” or rather than “het.” Just another synonym to memorize for me
So long as it isn’t attempting to refurbish words that are still in common use and already have common meanings, I usually have no issue with new-speak. Unnecessary abbreviations are taxing, though cis and het have become ubiquitous enough that I can almost forgive it.
>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my
break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
>Spend months shitposting about how
cats are worse than dogs
>Found a kitten
>Try to humanize it
>Try to teach him my name with meows
>He literally is trying to tell me to change
his litter or he will shit/piss outside
>He is trying to communicate with me to play with him
>He wakes me up by meowing my name [he did that many times]
>When I want be alone he cries with my name to open the door
WTF Why you say they are stupid? They are fluffy and cute and that's all I need
drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i'll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs
i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode
>Eating sandwich at beach
>Skipping stones
>Watching the sunset and thinking about life
>Throw sandwich into ocean
>Bite rock
People saw
I have a Beyblade story myself
>Be autistic 17 year old
>My school has a Junior high attached in the same campus
>See like 11 year olds playing Beyblade
>Realize I can "impress the girls" by beating these kids
>Go up to them, ask if I can play
>"Sure!"
>Pull out my green heavy beyblade
>"okay, 3...2...1"
>"Scream out LET IT RIP" at the top of my voice, everyone turns around and looks at me going "what the fuck was that"
>pull on the fucking rip cord so hard my Beyblade flies out at the fucking speed of sound and ricochets off all 3 other beyblades sending them flying out of the arena
>pick up their beyblades and pocket them
>Kids are like "hey what are you doing"
>I say in the coolest voice I put on copying Sasuke's from Naruto's voice "if you don't like to get burnt, don't play with fire"
>Kid starts crying
>I spin 540, throw my jacket over my shoulder and tip my fedora over my eyes trying to look as cool as possible and strut away like the fucking fonze, going "EH!!!I" and click point at girls while kids are behind me crying that a senior just stole their beyblades.
I honestly want to murder my teenage self. Holy fucking shit this is the biggest thing I'm ashamed of in my life, everything about this story is 100% true. I seriously can't believe how much of a douche I am
>84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars
>based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently
>he shows me some of his post history
>he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people
reply
>he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies
An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson.
>>(OP)
lol sounds like your chain got jerked
>be in the Georgian military
>Watch duty with a buddy in the middle of a semi-wooded near the Russian border and Abkhazian state that is also a mountain
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>Have shitty ak-74
>middle of the night just chatting with the buddy
>hear a sound coming like buzzing and gargling
>look down from the hill
>nothing there or whatever that thing was is hiding behind a tree
>ask the buddy what it might be
>he thinks it is an animal but we don't care we have guns
>see something moving
>it is a bush
>bush is moving towards us
>not a ghillie suit a big bush like 4m
>we warn it
>we shoot a warning shot in the ground and air
>we are screaming at this point
>we start to shoot the bush nothing happens
>when it got closer I saw these sticks under it like it was using its branches to walk towards us
>I had 57 bullets on me after the first mag was gone
>I ran back so did my buddy
>we are running to the base on a hilly area
>reach base tells Sargent what happened
>after giving us a disappointed look goes outside with both of us
>the bush is still moving
>TOWARDS THE FUCKING BASE
>I SAW IT
>MY BUDDY SAW IT
>FUCKING SARGENT SAW IT
>thinks it is a gillie suit
>Shoots it with better aim
>nothing it still comes towards us slowly
>goes closer to the bush
>he sees it
>confirms it is a moving bush
>tells us to go back to the base and get the others
>2 more people come out
>5 people now watching a fucking bush move
>one guy says it is a new thing made by the Russians to fuck with us
>go back to base and lock every building up
>2 guys are on guard Sargent is making a call and not getting believed
>the bush fucking stops outside the base
>go to inspect it
>it has stopped moving
>it is a normal bush now
>it is now 6:00
>the sun is rising
>sargent goes to look at the bush
>sees it is a normal bush
>fucking cuts the bush with a hatchet
>pours motor oil to its stomp
>burns the bush
>get home
>make this post
>I am scared of bushes now
>It was a berry bush if it makes a difference
>be me
>chad body, assburgers mindset
>don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine
>don't want to stare
>he has thot levels of thick glutes
>tiny wasp waist and slim hips
>some modest muscle development in arms and chest
>nothing compared to his massive glutes
>weird and obscene body type that puzzles me
>still be me
>happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips
>don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day
>beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual
>see things happening as if in slow motion
>gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down
>huge glutes are in danger of exposure
>old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink
>not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it
>jump up in between them and yell
>”Touch him and I’ll tear you limb from limb."
>Didn't know my voice goes that low
>old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna
>turn around, look down at gym twink
>he stutters, th-thanks
>say ”Cover your nipples”
>turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks
>stay in there thirty minutes
>he's gone when I come out
How do I save this. /fit/?
>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
"OH thank God, someone who speaks English"
>start speaking back to her in Dutch
MFW I tried to commit suicide once.
[a picture of a sad woodsman Pepe]
>be me
>have staff bow with arrows found at garage sale
>home alone and miserable
>start shooting bow at my mattress
>get idea
>go outside and shoot bow straight up in the air
>close my eyes and wait for deaths release
>nothing happens
>shoot another and then a other
>not working
>this time I shoot up in the air and try to watch to
see where it's going to land
>run across lawn hopping it hits me
>keep doing this for a while
>parents come home
>watch me furiously shoot arrow into air then run
around the back yard
>parents think I'm autistic and took my bow away
[a picture of an elevator with closed doors]
>get in
>door closes
>???
>on a new floor
do you guys really believe in this?
I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff
>Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad: "Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
Hands in frame: 2
How’d anon take the photo?