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>Eating sandwich at beach
>Skipping stones
>Watching the sunset and thinking about life
>Throw sandwich into ocean
>Bite rock

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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

This post triggered a memory where my best friend approached a bonfire with his Razr phone (original) in one hand and a stick in the other hand.

He threw the phone in the fire, then slowly turned and looked at the stick.

We did manage to fish the damn phone out and it worked for several years to come, lol.

[โ€“] sbv 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)