DJKJuicy

joined 2 years ago
[–] DJKJuicy 5 points 15 hours ago

It's brutal, isn't it?

When you realize that your parents also wanted to eat cookies and Ruffles all the time too, but they didn't want to die early and are just making you eat healthy so you don't die early.

Ugh...

[–] DJKJuicy 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you an American forced to eat that Hershey's baby vomit flavored milk chocolate like me? European milk chocolate is amazing.

[–] DJKJuicy 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've been keeping a list of things that 20 year old naive me thought were absolutely disgusting and that mature me finds fucking fantastic now:

Sushi/sashimi - ewww, raw fish

Museums - ewww, art and history

Blue Cheese - ewww, moldy cheese

Raw Oysters - ewww, booger seafood

Pedicures - ewww, someone painting my toenails

Kimchi - ewww, fermented jar cabbage

Asian fish sauce - ewww, fermented fish juice

OP - ewww, internet stranger

Edit: I like dark chocolate too but it doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi as saying "raw fish" or "moldy cheese".

[–] DJKJuicy 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely. I think imposter syndrome is basically the same phenomenon.

I used to think there was this Council of Smart People running the world and keeping the nuclear weapons from accidentally launching and the planes from crashing and the electricity on and the bridges from collapsing.

It can't just be me and all the absolute idiots I grew up with now running the world. That can't be right. Oh, Jesus...oh no.

[–] DJKJuicy 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this gif wasn't in here I was gonna be upset!

I've considered growing a goatee and using stick on mutton chops to cosplay Thomas Riker at conventions.

[–] DJKJuicy 1 points 3 days ago

The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.

[–] DJKJuicy 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

That "adults" are just kids that got older. Same goes for "old people". Everyone was once a 14 year old. There is no dividing line where you suddenly become an adult, and there is no dividing line between being an adult and being old.

We're all born, and we live a life of days, months years, decades... it's just you and your one, single life. You're always going to be you.

Make this one life count. Don't wait. Don't procrastinate. Make shit happen. You'll regret it if you don't.

[–] DJKJuicy 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

PCs and all devices will become more locked down, with a small rebellious minority. Pretty much what we have today, but the divide will become greater.

All consumer devices are designed for the consumer to consume content. Music, Movies, Books, TV Shows, Web Sites, Social Media, Video Games...all of it. Very, very few people at the consumer level use computing power to perform complex calculations or process large datasets.

All of that content is someone else's creation, and they want to get paid for their creation. Either by you directly purchasing/subscribing to what they've created, or via advertisers. Everyone has rent or a mortgage and bills to pay and they want to buy food and buy stuff for their kids.

Any time you sit in front of a screen, whether it's a TV or a PC or a smartphone and begin to consume content, think about that. Whoever created what you're looking at wants money, just like you want money.

So when a PC isn't locked down to make sure you're somehow paying for the content you consume, that upsets the entire supply chain that is delivering this content to your eyes and ears. They have to make sure they're somehow getting paid...

[–] DJKJuicy 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Firefly. Specifically, Shepherd Book's backstory.

[–] DJKJuicy 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This mirrored/asymmetrical stuff is mostly wrong. It can definitely cause an "uncanny" vibe but doesn't explain why you're a 7/10 in the mirror and a 3/10 in a photo.

You look different in the mirror versus photos because of the different focal length, different depth of field, and different angle.

I look pretty good to my own eye in the mirror but look like an absolute blumpkin in photos. However, you can take a pretty good selfie that looks like what you see in the mirror by placing the camera about 4 feet away from you and at a slightly elevated angle.

[–] DJKJuicy 8 points 2 weeks ago

I mean getting 4 or 8 or 12 or 16 hours a day of work out of me is kind of ridiculous anyway. I don't have a job where X hours = Y production. "40 hours" a week is just my employer's antiquated way of quantifying my work. I would prefer they just let me handle my responsibilities.

 

I can hear an Ice Cream truck coming from blocks away and it's instantly recognizable.

Why aren't there Taco Trucks cruising around the neighborhood with an instantly recognizable sound and menu? All the grownups would come running outside waving to the Taco Truck.

The Taco Truck was invented in 1974 so it's been 50 years now. I've known the sound of the Ice Cream Truck since I was like 3 years old, but I barely even know where the Taco Truck is. You've got to follow them around on social media...

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Seriously Netflix? WWE? (self.squaredcircle)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DJKJuicy to c/[email protected]
 

I literally pay money for Netflix and Peacock. Like, actual money that I earn.

I cannot watch last night's WWE Raw on any service that I pay for. When I try to watch it on Netflix, there's a 1 second Raw promo then Netflix moves on to a Nate Bargatze trailer.

It's easier to watch WWE Raw by sailing the high seas than to watch it on any of the services I pay for.

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login issues v1.0.96 (self.lemmyconnect)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by DJKJuicy to c/[email protected]
 

When I attempt to login to sh.itjust.works on Connect for Android v1.0.96, I get

error: sh.itjust.works - incorrect_login

I am able to login to sh.itjust.works from Firefox and Wefwef (Voyager?) using the same username/password.

I double and triple-checked before posting this because password problems are almost always user error...

Edit: This was indeed user error. I was using the keyboard suggestion for my username which was adding a trailing space which was passed as part pf my username when attempting to log in. Removing the trailing space allows me to log in.

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