If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I'd just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.
BananaPeal
joined 2 years ago
I found the Butt-ler!
DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said "plush dog."
Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.
I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal "security blanket."
The Mask is sssssmokin'!
Lots of great suggestions here, but if you've never played the original Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario World, you should. There is a reason they're considered classics and everybody should experience Mario's roots. My 8 year old plays them every so often and he keeps progressing.
SMB 2 is a good game as well, but it's quite different from the others. It is the origin of a few series staples, though.
On the delete key!
I prefer to hang out with my wang out.
Lemmyvores?