Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?
BananaPeal
Interested in seeing someone tear apart claims like this? Search Miniminuteman on YouTube. He has short and long form content. I have never cared about archeology in the past, but his snarky wit makes it interesting.
I'm in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what's going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it's good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn't require it.
Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has "glide" in the name!
If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I'd just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.
I found the Butt-ler!
DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said "plush dog."
Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.
Similar to Pensacola Naval Air Station.