Axeman666

joined 2 years ago
[–] Axeman666 2 points 2 days ago

I grow out my nails for acoustic guitar so I technically always have a weapon for eye gouging. After blinding the beast I'd go after their throat as hard and as many times as I can while trying to keep distance where possible. It would never work on obvious human killing machines like tigers, gorrilas, bears, etcetera, but it might be helpful on a wolf or anything I can get my arms around. I'm getting older and don't have the stamina for fighting that I used to though so I'll probably die.

[–] Axeman666 2 points 1 month ago

Internal hemorrhoids make sense, although nothing seems to trigger it and I don't feel any pain. Most of the time I don't even realize until I look in the toilet. It happens so randomly. The doctors initially thought it was bacterial ulcers because they didn't feel anything during the examinations. I've never had a colonoscopy only rectal examinations.

[–] Axeman666 9 points 1 month ago

I've been going to doctors for it since I was like 16. No one's been able to pinpoint the cause yet, but thank you for your insight!

[–] Axeman666 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Any chance you know what it means when the blood is sporadic in timing and volume, and has no discernable cause, but is also red.

[–] Axeman666 2 points 1 month ago

I've had bouts of blood in my stool since I was a teenager. No doctor has ever been able to explain it so it's just something I live with.

[–] Axeman666 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dude, I did really well in grade school despite all the issues caused by my shitty parents. I went out on my own and went to college and watched my grades go to shit. I quit smoking weed and saw my grades improve immensely. I finished college with mostly A's and B's.

Some people can go to class and smoke weed 24/7, but I'm willing to bet that most can't. I definitely can't, it makes me way too lazy. Think about your habits. As long as you read the material you're given you should be able to pass with a decent grade without trying to hard.

[–] Axeman666 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they arrest the lunch lady?

[–] Axeman666 2 points 3 months ago

If you're really unsure if they're into you just ask. In my experience women appreciate directness and confidence.

[–] Axeman666 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's great and all, but living in cold climates is less sustainable and uses more resources than warm climates: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130328075710.htm

[–] Axeman666 1 points 10 months ago

I didn't realize until you pointed it out, but where the fuck is his ribcage?

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