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[–] EmoDuck 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies.

I look over at Johnny's bunk, now empty. He was hit by one of those vibrating Harry Potter brooms that people misused for sex toys. At least it was over quick for him.

I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.

[–] verity_kindle 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What is the garbage taped to the top? Photos look like my frakkin yard.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

It's not painters tape it's a diverse portable covering material. Top of the line military technology that is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Have you seen the state of Russian trenches? It's like 60% trash. This will blend in well

[–] verity_kindle 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is the other 40%? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

empty space for more ~~trash~~ ~~orcs~~ Russian soldiers to fill in (sorry, this autocorrect is really annoying).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

A block of plastic explosives and possibly shrapnel