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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well of course it has a picture of his parents fighting (???) in it. Dude's a severely messed up right-winger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Is this ego raptor.

[–] darcy 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why did op instead attach an image of two men kissing ?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, do you want the good news or the bad news first?

[–] darcy 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god, Darcy. I'm not a doctor. We've been married for 15 years, we've had this discussion SO many times, I just.... I don't know anymore.

[–] darcy 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who are you. i dont know you. im not crazy YOURE CRAZY

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CRAZY?

I WAS CRAZY ONCE

THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY

CRAZY?

[–] darcy 0 points 1 year ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I AM NOT HAUNTED I AM NOT HAUNTED IM NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

All I see is two elephants fucking

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I see two pandas in a slap flurry fight but the hat blocks out their heads.

[–] funkless_eck 3 points 1 year ago

wait is that ComedySportz Manchester? Real fucking niche gif if so.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know... it does look like my parents... but they're definitely not fighting. Eep.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nuh uh, that's totally two scuba divers /j

[–] TheRealLinga 7 points 1 year ago

Come on people, that's a pussy with teeth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Smh why is everyone getting so worked up over a simple little picture of my own mortality?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Definitely two bears high-fiving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This literally made me laugh out loud, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

That's not what's on his mask.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like America, but Cuba is on the wrong side.