TAYRN

people always used to tell me that the president of the US was telling lies, but now that he isn't president, it's quieted down..... This must be because.....

You're almost there, my friend.

everyone usually tells me that the news I choose to read is lying to me! This must be because.....

Come on, buddy, you got this.

(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

So what's really funny is: I am very drunk, and I have no idea how I made that comment.

.... Is it me? Am I the "special character"? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Oh well that's really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I'm just gonna keep assuming it's a replica of your butt because that's funnier to me.

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

D... Did you do it?

Look, if I wasn't gonna have daddy issues, maybe they shouldn't have drawn it putting on glasses exactly like my dad. I'm just saying.

Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won't burn you.

(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)

Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be "Oh hey!" to me.