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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Ranger: It's terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Environmentally conscious.

They might have seen them litter? /s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren't environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild...How nice!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what should I do with my bodies then? I don't want to just send more stuff to landfills

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Re... Recycling?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It's all fine

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You're missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C'mon, guys, you're smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

[–] slugo 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A hate crime

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, they packed them out.

[–] ElBarto 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Did they f*cking stutter?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

zoomie pls...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the eyes popping forward

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I always thought it was the "shifty eyes" look.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

is that a nose?