this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I read that three times and still feel like I’m having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It pains me

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why's he being so god damned sexual about whatever the hell that meant?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s oven at nothing like all

Like all

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Sturpid smexy Arbuckle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Jon Arbuckle exudes a sensual energy that cannot be contained. He's pure sexual dynamite.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, Jon, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

gas turned up a little high on your oven there Jon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Aneurysm & Dementia Posting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I don't appreciate the seductive look this man is giving his cat and have called the authorities.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

What...what are you doing step-turkey?

[–] rarely 10 points 2 years ago

stupid sexy jim

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I really have to read which community I'm in before reading some posts. It hurt my brain trying to figure this out until I realized where this post was.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Read this five times and can't make sense of it, gonna pour another coffee and try later.

Also, if Jim gets stuck in that oven, that's some weirdass kinky porn, brah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The lemmy legend has found this community. My life has meaning now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This community physically pains me. It's great, lol.

I've subbed and will send any relevant posts this way if I come across them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

No, it's an edit. Few years old meme when a genius threw a nonsense copy pasta onto a comic strip and this gem was born. I still have no idea what the original says, but probably something boring about lasagna.