[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

[-] [email protected] 220 points 1 month ago

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel retaliates. "Israel has the right to defend itself!

Israel attack Iran, Iran retaliates. "Nope, that's sanctions"

If that's not a double standard I don't know what is.

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garule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago

If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it's right here. "It's amazing to have knowledge." The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won't even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren't like you, they're not ready to ascend like you have. It's as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago

Or the transitive property

[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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ruletah (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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fried rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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waterule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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arulemis (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.

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venn diagrule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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necrulemancy (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What do I do if I'm an a n g r y goose.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

You can't get the rebirth ending on your first playthrough. The items only spawn in NG+.

[-] [email protected] 100 points 8 months ago

As a Michigander this is physically painful to say... but you done good Ohio.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago

They do realize this. They see it as a problem that needs fixing.

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