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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather the healthcare personally.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Sorry I can't hear you. Did you say you'd rather die than have free healthcare? Gatorade, got it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

It's got what dystopia craves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like the flavors that restore your HP and stamina.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of the funky paralysis and lingering damage over time ones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You need to check out energy drinks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That better be next to the gardening section.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because electrolytes are what plants crave?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Came here to say, that I came here to say this, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Came here to make sure people said this, was not disappointed

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's still a new market. In a few decades there will only be one brand left, and another one, for competition law, with a few bottles at the end.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Half the wall in the OP is all one brand. Not just one company, but one brand.

We're already in the corporate dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Nahhh foxxy, you need the salt within for after getting unbelievably trashed or rolling tits. It helps you absorb water so you don’t get dehydrated!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I drink a ton of Gatorade whenever I'm sick or hungover.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Pedialyte is awesome too... for both situations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I use to until I looked at how much sugar is in it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I've just adjusted to it, but honestly I think the 0 sugar flavors are better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I haven't had the zero sugar ones myself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The sugarfree cucumber one is the best drink that isn’t alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I think the sugar kinda helps. A bit of instant energy and some flavour to take away the stale/sick/dry mouth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Isn't gatorade just a fancy way to sell soda that the marketing guys came up with?

[–] sbv 4 points 9 months ago

i can't choose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I don't have that many Gatorades, but I have a bakery across the street.

[–] TheMightyCanuck 3 points 8 months ago

I miss all of the flavours of Gatorade after I moved to Canada. Now we just have the basic 4 flavours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I only drink original orange and green. Give me healthcare

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's just wide line of same stuff

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

92% of Americans do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I can't tell the difference tastewise between purple gatorade and grape juice.