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    [–] [email protected] 182 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Arch user should be an aeropress: people can't seem to shut the hell up about how great it supposedly is

    [–] [email protected] 127 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's aeropress, did you even read the wiki???

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    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Just pretend it's a V60.

    I brew with a V60, btw.

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    [–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (8 children)
    [–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Windows Subsystem for Linux

    [–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This response is a hate crime

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    it's like the OS version of the banana & nutella pizza

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    [–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

    Red Hat enterprise Linux?

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

    Definitely Rocky Linux

    [–] prettybunnys 13 points 1 year ago

    Ew it’s Netware

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    [–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    expensive coffee that tastes terrible!

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    [–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can

    [–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.

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    [–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.

    chromebook user

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.

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    [–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    RedHat: Any of these, but you're paying a barista to make it.

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    [–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (12 children)
    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    That's because you're clearly a BSD user

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    [–] ruckblack 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    As an Arch user who only makes pour-over coffee, I feel deeply attacked

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    [–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    All I’m getting from this is that arch is easier than I expected and will give me a much better end result than the distros I’m used to.

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    [–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

    all of these are valid options for making coffe.

    but what distro is this?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ef3cad13-8eaa-401e-9a19-f908fee80c04.jpeg

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    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

    Hannah Montana Linux: Red Bull

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'm really sad there isn't a French press on here. That's what I use and I was hoping to discover what my coffee distro is :-(

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    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Couldn't be more wrong for me, lol

    Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it's one of the most common preparation methods and it's easy to dunk on.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    GNU Guix, and NixOS, respectively

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    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Y'all acting like 10 years is a long time... I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a "durable" good.

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

    So... which version of Debian are you running at the moment?

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    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Which distro uses a French press?

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Voidlinux

    Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you're different and special and that's what matters.

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Debian user here. This is scary accurate.

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Slackware: Start by planting your own coffee plants...

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    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I feel like arch is the espresso machine and Gentoo is a pile of espresso machine parts.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fedora should be French press but yeah lol

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    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    If you've used an espresso machine you will know that every single small change, even new fresh beans, fucks up the setup and you have to dial everything again, so I think it fits better with another one. I use arch btw.

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    [–] bastian_5 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I use Ubuntu and that is literally the coffee machine I use... Except I don't use the actual cups, I'm basically only using it as a source of hot water, and instead I use different cups that are reusable, and just are there to hold the coffee grounds. And similarly, I got flathub on Ubuntu, installed shit to get appimages working, and accidentally uninstalled gnome at one point, which took me an hour to fix mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn't input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome.

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    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

    Turkish coffee pot: works with literally any source of heat if you know what you're doing.

    NetBSD.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    What distro would a moka pot be?

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    It's a little weird and very European, so OpenSUSE.

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