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My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it's a banana peel. Why don't we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but "they don't taste the same." Monsters. So now we don't buy corn dogs because I'm not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
Yup that's frightening behavior indeed
I can't fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She's basically doing the same thing.
I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.
You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It's a delicacy that's hard to re-create.
Just like Elaine’s muffin top ritual in Seinfeld. Ya gotta bake the whole muffin, pop the top, dump the stump, or it's not the same
We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn't like them.
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the 'gross skin' off already for them.
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
TIL 🌈
No mustard? Fuck that, I'm out.
I feel like I'm constantly being called out on this site.
I like to dip mine in milk
Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?
now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much
The way buttered toast is a shitty pizza.
Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
Gross. Nine is where it’s at
Rawdogging seven corndogs
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
No, officer, it's "Hi, how are you?" not "How high are you?"...
Can I? Because I want to.
I'm no American, but I'm assuming they're using cornmeal in that batter. I can't eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs
Its like he refuses to read
Did you just assume my gender
It's like she refuses gender labels
Just eat the sticks then.
Thanks for an actual meal tip! I'll try
I always eat the stick. It's a good source of fiber.
Cooking up seven corndogs seems like more effort than making a quick meal.
I don't even have a corndog cooker.
Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.
An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs and other lazy meals like grilled salmon filet and asparagus.
I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I'm pooping blood. Is that normal?
Just put them in your mouth.
just dog
The Chinese don't complain
this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue