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[–] UndecidedYellow 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it's a banana peel. Why don't we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but "they don't taste the same." Monsters. So now we don't buy corn dogs because I'm not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yup that's frightening behavior indeed

[–] UndecidedYellow 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She's basically doing the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?

[–] slackassassin 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It's a delicacy that's hard to re-create.

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just like Elaine’s muffin top ritual in Seinfeld. Ya gotta bake the whole muffin, pop the top, dump the stump, or it's not the same

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[–] UndecidedYellow 2 points 1 year ago

We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn't like them.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the 'gross skin' off already for them.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.

[–] UndecidedYellow 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

No mustard? Fuck that, I'm out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm constantly being called out on this site.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like to dip mine in milk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much

[–] mindbleach 2 points 1 year ago

The way buttered toast is a shitty pizza.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why am I suddenly craving olives?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gross. Nine is where it’s at

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rawdog?! They're cornbreaded for your pleasure!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, officer, it's "Hi, how are you?" not "How high are you?"...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can I? Because I want to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm no American, but I'm assuming they're using cornmeal in that batter. I can't eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its like he refuses to read

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my gender

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It's like she refuses gender labels

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for an actual meal tip! I'll try

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I always eat the stick. It's a good source of fiber.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Cooking up seven corndogs seems like more effort than making a quick meal.

I don't even have a corndog cooker.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are not supposed to make them. Just eat 7 of them.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.

[–] evolvor 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs and other lazy meals like grilled salmon filet and asparagus.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.

Also, I'm pooping blood. Is that normal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just put them in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The Chinese don't complain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue

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