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For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there ... let's test your Trek knowledge.

Who is this man? And What does he do?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Good to see Risa hasn't lost sight of Trek history

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

That’s The most important man in Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thats John Risa he's the guy who treks all the stars

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

To boldly go.. and fix any random transporter accident

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

I've seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Keiko's husband. I think he's a plumber.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

That’s Keiko’s husband.

Surely she's run off with Thomas Riker by now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

O'Brian and he's here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Keiko isn't telling, but he got a beard in season 2.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not even pah wraith Keiko?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That's Irish O'houlihan, he uses his leprechaun magic to teleport people as a convenient plot device

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The most important person in Starfleet history.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

The guy with the Irish accent.

In one scene he has no accent, turns out it wasn't him but a shape shifter. I appreciate this love for details

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

That's a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

That's Smiley, and he suffers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

That's Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

That's Jimmy Rabbitte's da' and he's very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commitments_(film)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That's Cowen, former Chief of the Genii.

Looks like he has a nice retirement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He's the military leader of the Genii.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

He is Suffering, and he suffers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That would be Cowen and he's chief of the Genii.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is the correct answer. Damn banshee curse...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or, as he's known to his crewmates, "Monty."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The most important person in Starfleet and he does everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I think the answer you're looking for is

Yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)

He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!

But where does the poop go?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Don't remember his name, but his accent is the same as all the great starship engineers: Akron, Ohio.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

1.6 kilometeeeeeers!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

He's Morgan the Goat, he took Hugh Grant up a hill or a mountain, it's a little contested and fuzzy.

[–] starman2112 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he's got a weird shirt on though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

He recently made captain, show the man some respect.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

He's responsible for most of the knowledge the Discovery crew acquired about how to deal with trauma and loss after they time-jumped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Conan O'Brien. Starship personality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's Miles. His main job is to ensure that both the strongness and sweetness of correctly ordered raktajino are precisely double. In his spare time he ensures fair play at the dart board at Quark's.

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