LongbottomLeaf

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

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Khan Academy is extra bona fide now.

(If there is a more appropriate community to post this, let me know.)

 

Turn it up and let it blast you across the room.

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