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Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.
Both.
Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken
It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.
he's got saddle feathers
"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.
So this is how NNN ends?
Sigh, unzips...
In the Days of Olde
When knights were bold
And condoms not invented
A sock was placed upon the cock
And babies were prevented
Perfect for the post right above this one in my feed: 
Hit and Miss
That's the less common version of sock on a cock
Cock in a sock. Wait...
This is a typical Tuesday night for me
I've known about that for a long time but that doesn't look like my version.
stocking on the chicken?
That's cruel. Yes I know chickens are dicks, but still.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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