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    I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder... Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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    [–] [email protected] 217 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If it's sending information to Microsoft then it has clearly been hacked. Likely by Microsoft. It was very nice of that young man to break protocol and blow the whistle on this whole thing. You should send him an itunes gift card as a thank you.

    [–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

    Microsoft? More like Hackrosoft!!1!!

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    But I've sent all those to the CIA!

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    [–] [email protected] 216 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What ever u do, DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM THAT GIFTCARD SIR, SIR I BEG U DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

    [–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

    WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

    [–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING SIR

    WHY DID YOU REDEEM SIR

    [–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

    I hope we're all referencing the same kitboga moment

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Is that from one of these "messing with scammers" videos?

    [–] JadenSmith 41 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, I believe Kitboga did this with his voice disguised as an old woman.

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    [–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    All that malware should be running without problems. Wine's gotten pretty good by now.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes, I remember back in the day we had to build WINE with unofficial patches to get malware to work. How times have changed.

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    But how's Siddhartha going to find the Event Viewer!?

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    [–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    One time I kept a guy on the phone for about ten minutes just playing dumb. Then he's like, sir, what version of Windows do you have?"

    I say, I'm not sure but it's the one with the little penguin icon.

    We actually had a good laugh about it together

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
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    [–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    "Why did you redeem? You're ending my life SIR! Whyyyyyy?"

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I will never tire of reading/hearing that line.

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    [–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    its a dangerous virus known as 'Linux' which can completely replace your precious Windows installation! be careful, there is a lot of propaganda pushing free (as in communism) software

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I once looked at a Linux PC and I couldn't stop reading Karl Marx ever since.

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    [–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I once played along just to waste their time. Got to the point where I had to go to a site and get my IP address.

    I told him it was 127.0.0.1, and he just said "I think you be messing with me now sir" and hung up. :D

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    [–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

    Definitely. You should buy Google Play gift cards to pay for his services straight away.

    [–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    My father in law called me because he talked to a MS support rep about how his computer was dying. He was running Linux Mint.

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    [–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And you have no Windows VM ready to troll him?

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, this is the first time something like this happened to me. i dont even get it. In my country mostly young people speak english. Isnt the target demographic the elderly?

    [–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Young people can (and often are) just as tech illiterate as the elderly. Just because you grew up with an iPad in your hands doesn't mean you understand computers.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    From my observations, it's even worse. I

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    [–] spaghettiwestern 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

    A friend's neighbor just fell for this. She received a call from the "nicest" Microsoft tech and decided she'd let them into her PC. Within 10 minutes after hanging up she received a call from her bank asking if an $800 debit was valid. It took her weeks to clean up the mess.

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    [–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

    Well Manjaro is known for DDOSing the AUR. So there is that

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Hello my name is ~~Deepak~~ John Smith. I’m Microsoft. You clearly have wirus you madarchod

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

    Now please type dablu dablu dablu in your address bar

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

    I gotta say, you got me on the first half

    [–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Curious question, is it "safe" to let them enter into a VM that runs windows? And is there an easy way to record their ip (to hand over to the police)

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

    lol I'm sure the Indian police will definitely not throw that info in the bin

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Depending on the type of VM it may not be completely sandboxed. Not worth it in my opinion. Also the police aren't going to do squat. Hell they wouldn't do anything even if they were down the street not to mention they're on the other side of the earth.

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    It's probably better to get in contact with the people who are professionals at this if you want to help out.

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    [–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    this made me laugh so hard, there is a YT channel that mocks and pranks this scammers and its hilarious.

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There's several of them. Scammer Payback or Kitboga come to mind.

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    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

    You’d better send them an iTunes giftcard quickly just to be safe

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    This is just microsoft executing their Extinguish stage.

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Does kitboga still have his tipline active where you can give him scammers numbers?

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    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My Boomer dad got taken in by one of these scams. They didn't manage to do much damage, thankfully.

    [–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    My Silent Generation mom kept one of these guys on the phone for an hour before telling him she didn't have a computer. Oh, the language he used afterwards!

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Intentional trolling, or was she just rambling?

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    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

    Yea l knew someone that gave remote access out to one of these scams. Couldn't be sure they didn't leave a reverse shell so we just formated the drive and reinstalled windblows.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like you need an anti-wirus

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