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I actually fact checked this and it's true.

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[–] Yondoza 111 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wow, sharks @439mya, Polaris @70mya. They're more than 6 times older! This is NUTS!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's even crazier is sharks are even older than trees!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So there could be planets where mushroom forests are dominant like one might see in the science fiction televisual dramas.

[–] Yondoza 5 points 9 months ago

Honestly, I disagree. It is much more surprising to me that lifeforms I recognize are older than stars. They're different timescales in my mind that I never even considered comparing.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago (3 children)

And they're gonna go away because some wingnut convinced a bunch of people that their fins cause boners.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That and because they're considered a pest by fishing boats. Humans kill 100 Million Sharks a year, and we sure as heck aren't eating that many fins. If we did there would be a massive mercury epidemic causing infant deformity, dementia, organ failure, and loss of fertility.

[–] starman2112 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not even 0.1% of the total fish we kill every year. Granted, that's just sheer numbers, not weight

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My point being we sure as heck could be eating that many fins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That would be a huge mistake, sharks are filled with Mercury.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Delicious mercury.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sharks hunt smaller predatory fish, which hunt for the same fish as humans. By killing sharks the fishermen are actually increasing their competition.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A family member once had to resort to traditional chinese medicine so solve an issue - and it acctually worked, I will admit upfront - but I kept hearing how shark cartilage capsules was the best to reinforce joints and one day I just snapped and replied along the lines of "by that same logic, to obtain insulin we should be grinding pig pancreas into pills for insulin".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

we used to use cow pancreas to get insulin actually. fortunately bioreactors exist and some clever people figured out how to gmo bacteria to make insulin

[–] pomodoro_longbreak 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh is THAT what that's about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Is a species being poached to extinction? If so, it's probably because there's some sort of fertility/virility "medicine" derived from it that Asian men will pay insane money for. -tiger -rhino -civet -pangolon -shark

[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (3 children)

And then you add the fact that sharks have barely evolved because they've been the perfect silent killer since the dawn of time.

Another fun fact:
Sharks don't make sound. They don't have any organ for the purpose of making sound. That is creepy as all hell.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That can't be true. I distinctly remember the shark in Jaws: The Revenge roaring. So get your facts straight.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And it always plays this ominous music when approaching their prey.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sharks played the cello one billion years before the Big Bang occurred.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just to get in the zone when hunting

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just because they didn't change their appearance doesnt mean they did not evolve. It is somewhat misleading to say that, but conveys a point I guess.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

More relevantly, the fossil records for sharks are mostly their teeth and jaws, because all their other bones are cartilage and rarely fossilize.

"Sharks haven't significantly evolved in appearance in 350 million years" is therefore based on reconstructions made under the assumption that the old sharks mostly looked like current sharks, which may or may not be true.

Though we can get a surprising amount of information that way, for example one change is that their jaws used be more at the end of their snout instead of more underslung like today, like so:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/new-technologies-reveal-strange-jaws-prehistoric-sharks-180977396

You'll note the Goblin Shark still has hints of that design.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I made sure to say barely instead of not at all, but you're right, there was certainly some evolution happening

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Yeah, thankfully Megalodon isn't cruising around anymore. Though that might have delayed European expansion until they had metal clad vessels....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That sounds like a fun story, like a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies but instead it's Master and Commander and Megalodon.

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[–] agamemnonymous 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Yes, actually. Example: Triglidae

They are bottom-dwelling fish, living down to 200 m (660 ft), although they can be found in much shallower water. Most species are around 30 to 40 cm (12 to 16 in) in length. They have an unusually solid skull, and many species also possess armored plates on their bodies. Another distinctive feature is the presence of a "drumming muscle" that makes sounds by beating against the swim bladder

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It is partly true. Polaris is in fact a triple star system. The youngest of the three stars (Polaris Aa) is indeed younger than sharks at between 45 and 67My old. It is in tight orbit with Polaris Ab which is 500My old, and Polaris B which is 1.5By old and a little bit farther away. Here’s a pic from Hubble:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Polaris_alpha_ursae_minoris.jpg

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I feel cheated that the north star is in fact 3 stars.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I think it’s also worth mentioning that Polaris Aa, the youngest star in the triplet, is also the brightest by 3 orders of magnitude. Without Polaris Aa, we wouldn’t actually consider it as the North Star at all…so I think you are safe to continue using this as a fact.

Go blow some people’s minds, everyone!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Me too. It’s a sick fact. Sharks are still older than trees tho…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Happens a lot. Sometimes a "star" is actually a whole galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to know how three stars can form as a system at very different times. Shouldn't they have similar ages?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My understanding is that, on a cosmic scale, these timeframes are not tremendously different!

[–] pomodoro_longbreak 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sharks watching stars come and go: strange fireflies...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always thought they were gigantic balls of gas burning millions of miles away

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Age 45 - 67 Myr. (Source: Wikipedia).

Holy shit, by a lot.

[–] famousringo 9 points 9 months ago

It’s just a widdle baby star.

[–] eestileib 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

People forget that life on earth has been around for an extremely long time. We believe that single cellular life first appeared around 3.5 billion years ago. We also believe that the universe is around 13.8 billion years old. That means life has been around and evolving for around 25% of the time the universe has existed. Life operates on a scale far beyond our comprehension.

Another fun fact about life. We think that multicellular life only appeared around 600 million to 1.2 billion years ago. So life was probably single cellular for billions of years. The complexity of life has rapidly increased since then and will continue to do so.

Edit: new research suggests that complex multicellular life may have appeared around 2.4 billion years ago.

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