- J'nathan
- Lester
- Krang
- Schawghn - pronounced Sean
- Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
- Clippy
- Korn
- Hootenanny
- Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
- Skeet
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Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.
Kevinz Frankz Markz
Kevin
Were I'm from (Quรฉbec), this name is always associate with difficult hyperactive kids. It's like a running joke "This classroom is full of Kevin". One of good friend is a Kevin, he find that quite funny.
Severus.
The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!
Donald Trump Elon Musk
Donon Trusk Eland Mump
Breighdyn
Pronounced bray-den
I'm upset that I pronounced that correctly without your explanation.
Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.
Judas is a good option, too. I think it's even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.
Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.
For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.
๐ฉ. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.
Well, Adolf has to be up there.
Adolf Hitler
Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark
https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T
William Joseph James Robert.
It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.
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According to Mr. Cash, Sue.
Angus.