Burglary, not robbery.
By definition, burglary is stealing without confrontation.
Burglary, not robbery.
By definition, burglary is stealing without confrontation.
That has got precisely fuck all to do with the intent of one individual.
Being guilty of burglary in the past doesn't make him more likely to attack people now.
Living in a huge region of the country with a high rate of knife crime doesn't make one specific person more of a threat.
Okay, it's illegal to walk down the street waving a knife around, that's fine. But the bit on the end is fucking bullshit.
Baker FTW. He understood the assignment: Gandalf-Bugs-Mr-Bean, saving the universe with absolute pacifism and a crumpled bag of jelly babies.
The remake in the new format completely destroyed the character archetype, and turned him into a forced-whimsy action hero with a side of self-pity.
So why do they campaign individually? Why do they talk about their values or priorities at all? Why does it matter that they live in their electorate? If you're just getting Hivemind Unit #173, why maintain the fiction of local representatives?
You vote for the person, you should get the person.
Sure, but y'know it'd be so much easier to cope with the random shit life threw at you if you knew it wasn't a gigantic fuck-you, eg. you're going to die horribly to teach your loved ones an important lesson about faith lol.
Make my god a well-meaning fuckup.
You got cancer? Shit! Aw, fuck man, that keeps happening, I'm sorry. I keep trying to tune this thing better, but I'll level with you, I never actually set out to be a god, things just got kinda out of hand, and... oh fuck! The stratosphere! Nonononono don't be on fire, look, I gotta take this, we'll talk later, ok?
Perhaps Biden could firmly establish precedent for that...two birds, etc.
What is the fucking point of voting for individual candidates, if they're not allowed to act as individuals?
Representative democracy, my hairy balls. God damn lawful-netural amoral bastards can go straight to hell.
Tens of thousands of people dying, but all they give a shit about is their precious lockstep.
And no, Ms. Wong, spending ten years voting against gay marriage wasn't some noble sacrifice for the greater good, it simply means you were just as amoral then as you are now.
It's not practical.
However, have a shower in the pitch dark sometime. It's the most ridiculously soothing thing imaginable.
Put your shower gel and stuff where you can find it by feel, obvs.
So to be clear, you're fine with guilt by association.
Specifically, association with 11,000 square miles of land.