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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

Two is the only even prime number, which makes it the oddest prime of them all.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] arudesalad 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can't type an umlaut it's spelt fuenf

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I was flabbergasted when I found out you can spell German B (can't type it without installing additional keyboard) as just "SS". My teacher didn't like that. I wonder why 🤔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Switzerland (where German is used as language), the ß is not used, so everything is "ss".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last time we used ss people didn't like it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's SS, please don't disregard capital letters just because you use English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't want to upset the German high command would we?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: 'ß'.toUpperCase() is 'SS'

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the original post was prime numbers and this was just slapped together.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

it's interaction bait and I fell for it 😁

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'm worried about the 1265 people who liked that comment more than the one person who made it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You only need something in common for the 6 first odd numbers and "teen" for it to be true for all odd numbers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't get it... why did they say"two"?

[–] starman2112 24 points 1 year ago

The joke is that they thought they found an exception to this observation, and while they're right that two does not have an e in it, they're wrong in thinking it's an odd number

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps this will enlighten you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZVwFa-Fz5Q

And in case you don't feel like watching that: It's a meme harkening back to the stupidity displayed on a well known tumblr post, one of the many displays of which was somebody insisting 2 was odd.

Also see this Ace Attorney version, which is hilarious and the first place I'd heard of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcyYnUHVBA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Because replies correcting your obvious mistake drive engagement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

unu if you count esperanto

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't believe no one has posted the infamous Tumblr thread yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZVwFa-Fz5Q

Edit: nvmd I'm blind, someone posted it in a reply

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's not correct in Swedish because of Sju (7) and Nio (9)

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[–] starman2112 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] idkwhatimdoing 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

literally an E, just backwards

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Floor of four thirds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Does π count as a number? I mean there's no e in pi.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Odd and even (aka parity) is only defined for integers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are 1.1557 e's in pi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pov: You like math

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's also not odd, so that doesn't work. But to answer your question, it is a number yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tree point one four one five

I don't see your point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

2E0, 4E0, 6E0, 8E0, 1E1, 1.2E1... I can go on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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