this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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[–] starman2112 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[–] starman2112 3 points 2 years ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

[–] MeDuViNoX 16 points 2 years ago

Anon just isn't masturbating enough.

[–] FreshLight 12 points 2 years ago

Sounds more like a nice superpower

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Similar shit happens anytime I think I'm okay to enjoy Pokemon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Only one way to find out...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who's to blame.