this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Obligatory.

Edit: …wow I made the meme way too low-res. Hope it’s showin’ up alright in y’all’s apps.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Hey, other me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend, where is this meme you speak of?

Me. I’m my friend gimme the infinimeme

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But then there's the contrast of America, in spaaaace!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enterprise was arguably hornier with all the decon chamber raisin smuggling and massages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mmmm… decon gel… 💧💦

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't want my sci-fi horny?

It also makes it much more tantalizing/potent when it does occur (Tony shalhoub in galaxy quest)

It's strange im a millennial siding with gen-z on that.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it's fine on Lower Decks since they make it funny. I hope no one thinks we need another episode like the one from TNG season 1 where Data does the deed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That’s such an important episode, though. That experience stays with Data forever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

FULLY FUNCTIONAL...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They were paying homage to Kevin with that episode, though!

[–] LopensLeftArm 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ace Trekkie here, you're not alone! The decon scenes in Enterprise especially just make me cringe so hard, there's just way too much horniness on that show for my tastes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Although it's probably realistic though. They're alone in space on the road for months at a time. There are other no other human ships that far out at that point in time so it's basically just them and the people on board.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The shower scene in the first episode of Enterprise put me off of watching the show for many, many years.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Speaking of the horniest ship in Star Fleet, I really hope Shax is okay. I am very upset about how Dr. T'ana is treating him

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems fairly consensual, if a bit rough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It didn't seem very consensual in s4e2 just before she's assaulting Robin Hood

Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not upset that this is in the show, I just love Shax, and want Papa Bear to be okay! 😭

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

He's a Bajoran. I don't think T'ana can fuck him any harder than the Cardassians once did.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If Roddenberry had his way TNG would been way hornier, some summarizations of his early pitches basically had the Enterprise D being a giant polygamous orgy off duty, and definitely earning that D in their registry. To say nothing of sexual counselors and holodeck progams that would make Quark's holosuites blush.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You forgot pope Karen, my child.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank goodness Lemmy lets you remodulate memes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When did Ferengi meet Porthos? I thought TNG was the first appearance in canon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

There was an episode of Enterprise where they snuck into the ship while everyone was in suspended animation comas for some reason.

One of the many post TOS appearances of Clint Howard, too!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, she is just a minor collaborator that run errands for the terrorists leaders.

[–] LucyLastic 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The pictures of Kira, the caption for Sisko

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I though it was a line for Jadzia, about Kira.

It takes several seazons for Sisko to become a war criminal, and I'm not sure that qualifies as terrorism... But well, it's just a meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously, instant chills every time.