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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Careful, OP. Nestlé might steal this meme.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Like water for chocolate...

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you know what? just to prove you wrong, I'm not going to argue about it.

[–] lastunusedusername2 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a GLASS of water. Jesus christ

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't prove that it's not vodka. So OP is obviously spreading misinformation!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aaaand here we go again with the "that water may be vodka" strawman bullshit argument. You people cant even go 5 fucking minutes without bringing that out front and center because it's the only leg you can stand on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Must be nice to have legs to stand on, I'm handicapped you asshole!

Not really, but if I was, you'd be an asshole, you asshole. Plus, anyone drinking vodka with a straw is an asshole, man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All glasses are cups, but not all cups are glasses. Anyway this is more specifically a tumbler, and you can't prove what material it's made of.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, can you drink out of the glasses on my face??

[–] starman2112 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ceci n'est pas une cup of water

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When you call bathrooms "water closets" (salle de ban) you lose your right to have an opinion on water lingo logic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see what you're trying to say but "salle de bain" literally translates to bathroom ("room of bath").

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was late and I pulled the wrong translation like the dumb American with a vague memory of highschool French I am... I'm gonna do the American thing and double down that I stand by what I said!

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Actually, what you're referring to as "water" is in fact GNU/water, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU+water...

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY HNNGHGNGHGH

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

That GLASS of water looks like it can hold closer to 2 cups.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look at that poor excuse for a "shadow." Totally fake.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But doesn't vodka translate to "little water" in Russian? So, it's kinda water?

Hahahaha This was fun!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I think "little water" in russian will be vodichka(водичка), but they probably share same root

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[–] slugo 16 points 2 years ago

This is clearly a glass of water.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That is a cup of glass. It is made of glass. It is a cup of glass that has water in it. Dumbass.

[–] Zeroc00l 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In what universe is it a cup of glass and not a glass cup, or more simply, a glass (of water)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

STOP BELIEVING EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET. THIS FLUID MAY BE TOXIC AND YOU ARE IMPLYING THAT IT IS 100% HARMLESS.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That is not a cup of water, it’s a picture of a glass of glycerin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a glass, not a cup. Cups are earthenware/porcelain or even plastic, but not glass

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Is anyone else struggling to justify to themselves why the fact that is not a cup, but a glass, despite it sharing all the qualities of what you would call a cup were it made of any other material? And doing this simply to assuage the cognitive dissonance of seeing something you have never and would never call a cup, being called one - despite having no tangible reason why it isn't one?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The cup is filled with dihydrogen monoxide

DHMO can cause suffocation, severe burns or accelerated corrosion, is the main component in acid rain, can create explosions in contact with some materials and kills 320 thousand people every year.

Dihydrogen monoxide is currently unregulated. This should change

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Needs more jpeg

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Still not a single genuine argument or discussion. I read all comments. Only bored ironic ppl 'making fun'.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

5/7 full or 2/7 empty? Please tell me which is more pessimistic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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