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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago (14 children)

Cancel culture is not a real thing so bulbasaur

[–] [email protected] 96 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have cancelled you. It's unfortunate it had to come to this...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh no how will I survive lol (how do you do the banner thingy tho)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

A feature of Boost for Lemmy: "tag user"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's a feature of some apps, boost, sync, etc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

The crazy son of a bitch did it!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This guy doesn't even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

[–] agentshags 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is that like the bass cannon but not as cool

[–] cantstopthesignal 9 points 10 months ago

Very problematic I suggest you do some research.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

A hater tried to cancel you because Bulbasaur is "problematic," but I'll uncancel you because Bulbasaur is very cute and should be cherished

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[–] Socsa 78 points 10 months ago (6 children)

in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
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[–] Enkers 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Don't say Vaporeon. Don't say Vaporeon!

"Vaporeon."

DOH!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ditto

Much more... versatile, than Vaporeon

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Gengar, unless you’re looking for horny answers only, then also Gengar.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

trick question there are no other pokemon except eevee

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

This reminds me of the time I asked someone what their favorite rape scene in game of thrones was.

[–] funkless_eck 13 points 10 months ago

oh it's the most horrific and misogynistic one of course!

dang it unfair cancel culture has taken my comments out of context yet again

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Y'know, actually....

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Absol. It's just cute and It's Mega Evolution looks sick

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

man im dead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't be giving a single, solitary crap about what "cancel culture" wants.

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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gogoat, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, I'm not afraid to die on this hill. Grass kicks ass!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Alakazam. Though Gyrados is also cool

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Get cancelled

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I did a playthrough of crystal last year and was playing it on breaks at work, my team for most of the run included three Alakazams just because I knew it would annoy one of my coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

honestly, emolga

i just think they're cute

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Cancel culture is colective censorship... which apparently is sometimes needed

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I don't know its name but there's a Pokémon which looks like a weasel. It's the cutest thing ever.
EDIT: it's a Furret!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Bidoof? Because Bidoof is God, so it must be Bidoof

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

A wild Jynx appears!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Electabuzz has been my favorite since the beginning, and shall continue to be for the rest of my days (because I am now old and can't keep up with them all anymore).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Snorlax is my spirit Pokemon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haunter. It's always been Haunter.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Regigigas. I desire to speak the dubstep of the ancients.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

METAGROSSSSSSSSSSSS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Giratina solos your choices. Hail satin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It’s Garbodor and I’m tired of hiding it!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Either Reshiram or Yveltal.

Flareon, Zacian, Miraidon, and the new Ogerpon are high on my list

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