cmhickman358

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

All right but which one does it taste like?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Thanks to Fallout I can recognize the sound of a bottle cap hitting a surface from across a crowded room and get the intense desire to go and grab it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (19 children)

We've always called this "French Fry Syndrome" in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it's painful as hell

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

"Birds that go whoop whoop" is a British juggalo looking for love

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Jeff!? As in Jeff!?!?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I say we block off the tunnels but seal him inside like the Minotaur in the Labyrinth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"This is almost as bad as the time it turned out to be Bosco."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

More like: Very patient Boeing enthusiast commits sudden and unexpected suicide

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