this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stealth bean posting OP? lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The ziplock bag of bullets LOLOL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They stay fresher for the kids lunch that way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao I almost missed those

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No but now I am going to.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wet the edges, get some frost going.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why do you have rice in the freezer? I understand that beans store best in the freezer but rice?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm guessing they're used as an ice pack for muscles. Reusable and moulds to your body.

The cans are more of a mystery

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog 1 points 1 year ago

This just gets wilder... I noticed the zip lock full of bullets but completely skipped over hand guns lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I actually have a bag of pinto beans in my freezer for this purpose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well I found some larva in my rice last month so I now purge new rice in the ice box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Jack Nicholson: 4/5

Jack Nicholson with rice: 5/5

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, but I feel now that I probably should. And that I have been missing out.

[–] LemmeThink 2 points 1 year ago

Im printing a bunch of those for Nicholsoning my friends freezers and fridges.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we’re freezing beans now?

[–] Corkyskog 1 points 1 year ago

Along with handguns and zip locks of bullets. Someone took the load being too hot literally

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I see what you’re doing: posting about Jack to remind us all about his magic beans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do not, but I'm starting to think that I should

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