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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.

[–] LucyLastic 1 points 2 years ago

I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren't familiar with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a "who is giving these orders?" and "fuck I hate that guy" switches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn't familiar with. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she's a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I'm still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can't deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn't my mom's dog, but it's similar:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yes that one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Crested_Dog#Breeding

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.

She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.

We love her, but she's very definitely evil.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep. She violently shakes her toys to "kill" them all the time too. I've seen her do it to break a critter's neck the same way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well that's your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What if the dog is Lawful Evil?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 2 years ago

She is sooo screwed!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

All dogs are boys and all cats are girls

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Was it you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it's just jokes about actual fantasy witches.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is excellent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.

Which version though?

https://i.imgflip.com/82nbub.jpg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get that dog from The Thing.

It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should have tried a pit bull.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children