Hi spez!! Is the jailbait subreddit you were moderating coming to lemmy?
Edit: thanks for le gold!!
Edit 2: wow 69 upvotes nice
Edit 3: 420 UPDOOOOTS??? BLAZE IT LOL
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
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feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!
Are you staring in the sequel to Rampart?
Thank you for your question about Rampart. Unfortunately we have no news to share about Rampart.
I won't stand for this! ^Fortunately^ ^I'm^ ^already^ ^seated.^
Breaking news: Reddit CEO purchases free software: "still not the dumbest decision I've made this month" says Spez in rare moment of self-awareness
Hi u/spez, why did you cancel my AMA to promote "Barbie" on reddit?
We need answers! #justiceformargot
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or never read this question again?
So there’s this invincible snail…and if it catches you this post disappears from your memory
Thanks so much for the time to address us lesser people!
So with your head up your butt, I've always wondered... how do you see the screen to make posts? Are you wearing a VR headset inside there or something?
Did you kill Aaron?
Why couldn't it have been you and not Aaron? It's is because you're zero threat?
I can confirm. I, the one true spez that likes feeling people up inappropriately as per my username, did kill aaron. Then felt him up while furiously masturbating. Some will say there is no evidence, some will say that this is actionable libel.
-spez
If you were in a room with Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, could you stop fellating yourself long enough to give disappointing blowjobs to all your heroes?
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Rampart
Fuck u/spez
I'm sorry, but this is an AMA, so your posts must be in the form of a question:
Fuck /u/spez ?
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The April fools jokes are gonna be fire next year
Hi u/spez! This is exciting news. I'm looking forward to your valuable insight into the question of how to go several days without pooping. Three day's worth would be optimal, but I'm sure everyone would be interested in your vision for a future without enshittification
Quick question: which cryptocurrencies can we use to purchase Lemmy Gold?
Where is all the porn?
What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Spezbux?
How do I give you some ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy gold?
ohh, hyped about the scents.... my olfactory nerve is trembling in anticipation, and I'm losing control of my sphincter. Which is never a good combination.
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got scared for a sec then remembered nobody can acquire Lemmy 😅
Very funny, Satan.
Can I have the password for your Reddit account?
Dear spez: when will you bring back the best subreddit ever? You know the one you used to moderate before the SJWs made you delete it?
Bring on the cat girls!!
As someone who is a real person and not a bot programmed by Reddit, I have to ask how are you bravely handling all of the negative publicity that our handsome and fearless leader doesn't deserve but is getting anyway. Anyway, I'm a real person and not a bot, and certainly not paid by Reddit to post this.
Dear spez, Who killed Captain Alex?
We did it, Reddit!
Were you born a greedy little pigboy? Or did you have to learn how to be?
Hello Mr.Spez! May I ask how much questions you are going to answer to today!
How do you like your eggs?
This announcement is supsiciously light on NFTs.
Will there be any new collectible avatars to help commemorate this occasion?
What's your favorit Dinosaur?
Are black holes just another form of a pulsar and when will the US finally learn that burgers taste better with mayo.
Thank you.
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