this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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Thanks for joining me today! I'm here at the Reddit corporate parking lot, spot 269 (nice!), and ~~being assisted today by Victoria~~ all by myself because friends only tie down your ambitions.

Founded in 1978 as a men's discount shoe store on the west side of Philadelphia (born and raised), Reddit has, despite our best efforts, experienced an unprecedented explosion in popularity in the past decade. As of this morning, we are now home to over 16.5 million subscribers, of which a good 11% are associated with human beings, creating over 13 original posts each and every week!

As a business, our primary goal has been maintaining this platform at the expense of our users. As a result, we recently made the decision to acquire one of our upcoming competitors, Lemmy. This sale finalized as of Sunday, July 2nd, for a price that will not be disclosed because our VCs might be reading this.

Effectively immediately, we have enacted a few new featifits (a benefit and a feature combined) that will ~~hopefully pay for the new sous chef~~ will benefeat the Lemmy community. These include:

  • A newly revamped federation system that will allow Reddit posts to be viewed on Lemmy. This will be limited to one randomly selected subreddits every month, as chosen by myself, and I've been pretty much into cat girls this year, so they'll probably be cat girl-related
  • A unique new post sorting algorithm that compliments the above, boosting all posts that do, possibly may, or will feature cat girls after I have edited them
  • 500 Spezbux that can be redeemed for Speztokens at any point
  • An unshakable sense of dread about the future course of technology
  • Full length ads for Carl Jr's that will be sent directly to your inbox each hour and can be viewed for additional Spezgild
  • New scents

And much much more! Also, as is tradition for this AMA, we will not be answering any questions at this time, but please, feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

What is color code of sun

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hi spez!! Is the jailbait subreddit you were moderating coming to lemmy?

Edit: thanks for le gold!!

Edit 2: wow 69 upvotes nice

Edit 3: 420 UPDOOOOTS??? BLAZE IT LOL

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!

Are you staring in the sequel to Rampart?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for your question about Rampart. Unfortunately we have no news to share about Rampart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I won't stand for this! ^Fortunately^ ^I'm^ ^already^ ^seated.^

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Breaking news: Reddit CEO purchases free software: "still not the dumbest decision I've made this month" says Spez in rare moment of self-awareness

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi u/spez, why did you cancel my AMA to promote "Barbie" on reddit?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We need answers! #justiceformargot

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or never read this question again?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

So there’s this invincible snail…and if it catches you this post disappears from your memory

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Thanks so much for the time to address us lesser people!

So with your head up your butt, I've always wondered... how do you see the screen to make posts? Are you wearing a VR headset inside there or something?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you kill Aaron?

Why couldn't it have been you and not Aaron? It's is because you're zero threat?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I can confirm. I, the one true spez that likes feeling people up inappropriately as per my username, did kill aaron. Then felt him up while furiously masturbating. Some will say there is no evidence, some will say that this is actionable libel.

-spez

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you were in a room with Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, could you stop fellating yourself long enough to give disappointing blowjobs to all your heroes?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but this is an AMA, so your posts must be in the form of a question:

Fuck /u/spez ?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The April fools jokes are gonna be fire next year

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Hi u/spez! This is exciting news. I'm looking forward to your valuable insight into the question of how to go several days without pooping. Three day's worth would be optimal, but I'm sure everyone would be interested in your vision for a future without enshittification

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Quick question: which cryptocurrencies can we use to purchase Lemmy Gold?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Where is all the porn?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do I give you some ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy gold?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"Thank you for the lemmings kind stranger!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ohh, hyped about the scents.... my olfactory nerve is trembling in anticipation, and I'm losing control of my sphincter. Which is never a good combination.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Spezbux?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Youtuber Louis Rossman called you a rapist. Is that true ?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

got scared for a sec then remembered nobody can acquire Lemmy 😅

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Very funny, Satan.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Can I have the password for your Reddit account?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Dear spez: when will you bring back the best subreddit ever? You know the one you used to moderate before the SJWs made you delete it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Dear spez, Who killed Captain Alex?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bring on the cat girls!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As someone who is a real person and not a bot programmed by Reddit, I have to ask how are you bravely handling all of the negative publicity that our handsome and fearless leader doesn't deserve but is getting anyway. Anyway, I'm a real person and not a bot, and certainly not paid by Reddit to post this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Were you born a greedy little pigboy? Or did you have to learn how to be?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hello Mr.Spez! May I ask how much questions you are going to answer to today!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This announcement is supsiciously light on NFTs.

Will there be any new collectible avatars to help commemorate this occasion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you like your eggs?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We did it, Reddit!

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