this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would watch the hell out of this

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I choose the Boston marathon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I choose th human race

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Tsarnaev brothers strike again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You seriously got a big laugh and two snorts out of me with this comment.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I sure do wonder what the replies to the original post on 4chan were like, seeing as it mentions eliminating races.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That was rhetorical :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

They were something I did Nazi coming.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I vote for chihuahuas

Aggressive little fuckers

[–] vaultdweller013 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I vote cabbage. Not for any reason besides the fact that darwin calls them a race in origin of species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same. We could form a club and get rid of the other racists... oh, wait.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know what fuck it: eliminate wasps

[–] kablammy 11 points 11 months ago

I vote for The Amazing Race

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

"oh man you can't make me choose between the english, the french, belgians, and the dutch! give us multiple-choice!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Me with the "all of them" symbol on my face: 🗿

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago