this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Rock chips/dust. There, saved you a click.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 7 points 2 years ago

The very best dust

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Assman 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wanna buy some death sticks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wake me up when they get menthol 100s

[–] zalgotext 2 points 2 years ago

Wake me up when they bring back some sick space coils and some alien freebase juices

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

If it's a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I'm gonna be pissed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe we're the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I'm also excited for the news.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do not understand why this is a headline. it has to right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just because NASA has to release information doesn't mean the normal person knows when they are going to do that. It's nice to know when interesting information is going to come out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

do they have a set time line on information gained to release?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Is it...cupcakes?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Hope it's milk, we're out.