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[–] [email protected] 151 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it's always itchy.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

[–] TopRamenBinLaden 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I really hope you're a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe he work in a Zoo

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 144 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I only have one.

What's it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I've been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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[–] southsamurai 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No, you couldn't actually ride her. The spine simply couldn't support an adult human rider.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Chances are good.

[–] Enkers 31 points 10 months ago

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone....

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Similar to a horse, in the back.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh god. Is this the new "if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?"

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago

This is her car

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

Does that constites a "stable family"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That one breathes methane.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (5 children)

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It be in the back not the front.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I haven't seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

There's a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he's going to shove the one guy's head up the other guy's ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (19 children)

Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I'm inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Its a render. Its an old pic

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This image is way older than AI image generation

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

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