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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (14 children)

I mean the person wouldn't do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn't the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn't actually about that. It's about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren't the focus of the movement.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he's got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If rolling coal isn't already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It is illegal under US Federal Law.

But the vinn diagram of coal rollers and police officers is a circle.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

[–] jscummy 10 points 10 months ago

Inventor of the diesel engine

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago

Remember fellas, body shaming is okay as long as you don't like their car

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Trans trucks

Well, the nuts weren't there before, right?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Rather, you perceive that as their reasoning without even looking at their penis for confirmation. Freud has been largely discredited, a lot has changed since he died in 1939, almost 100yr ago, he isn't necessarily correct on this one (in fact, since he was wrong about almost everything, it's more likely that he wasn't correct.)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

What not eating pussy does to a MFer

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

But nobody will know then how insecure you are.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

There was a college humor video where a fat, balding guy had a really shitty car and all the women loved him because by their logic, there's no way he's compensating for anything.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Body shaming isn't the way to hate those kind of people.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do prefer my hate to be independent of hog size.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

If you have a small penis and are ashamed, learn to eat pussy or become a femboy. There. Cheaper than both and you'll get more out of it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain't overcompensation unless it's 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait, there's a pill that makes your dick bigger?

Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Yes, check your spam folder for details

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tell your little dicked friend that there’s no cure.

[–] jballs 9 points 10 months ago

The only prescription is a bigger truck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Just don't fall for the subscription service.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What pills? Asking for me. I have a small pp. Not small enough to be cute. But still

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I don't think there are pills. You either have the genes or don't. Although I just now hypothesized culture may have an effect, but what could unify Japanese and American men as being smaller, yet separate South Europeans as being bigger, for instance?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] jballs 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.

I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He might be a grower, don't discount him just yet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I could be wrong but I don't think any real dick lengthening surgeries or medicines exist yet, at least not any that outweigh the cons. You could start early by avoiding circumcision and maybe take some kind of growth hormones during Puberty, but there isn't any point TBH. It's a spongy mass of tubes and arteries that have to balance just right or it stops working forever.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

A closet full of real-deal Tapout shirts don't come cheap.

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