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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
  • "Would you like 20 corn tortillas?"
  • "No way that's too many"
  • "What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?"
  • "We ran out bring more"
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

I’m sure I’ve eaten more than 4 cheese sticks before.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Personally 6 is about where the self loathing kicks in

8 is typically where I stop

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I have a friend who still brings up that all I fed him when he was at my house in high school was 12 cheese sticks. To me, that was a meal for royalty and I stand by it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

What are string cheese sticks, my precious? —A European

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Ah okay! I think i know what that is, sort of like real mozzarella but less ripe in a way, so it peels sort of stripy?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Low moisture mozzarella, yep. Great for baking because it melts instead of turning into a puddle under heat.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

pretty much, mozzarella sticks are basically just those, breaded and fried into a stick of delicious heart attack juice

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

They can also be easily found in Europe. I see the cheestrings brand everywhere here.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they're the size of string cheese sticks?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Hi, welcome to Chili's

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

4 string cheese sticks is too many….? Oh my.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Some men are reasonable.

Unlike us.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Some men cover their weakness behind concepts like "reason" and "civility".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I’m pretty sure my 7-year daughter just devoured 4 of those and some goldfish for a mid-afternoon snack the other day.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

I'm going to change your life right now.

Spicy nacho cheese sauce, steaming hot.

You're welcome.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad 20 points 9 months ago

So i just need to confirm: you are suggesting i dip my cheese in batter, then oil, then more cheese?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

You forgot to sprinkle them with cheese after they come out of the oil.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

What type of oil should I use?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Chee... Cheese oil? I don't know, I'm just trying to fit in.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Peanut oil is rarely the wrong answer. Canola oil is ok if you have plenty already.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tallow will be best though. Bonus if you go that route: you can make the original recipe of McDonald's fries but beware that you'll be (more) ruined on the trash they sell today.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah you're right.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Tasty stuff but how does it relate to this post other than just being food?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

The suggestion is that it's good with mozzarella sticks.

[-] sweeny 1 points 9 months ago

Ohhh op also talks about tortilla chips so I was like

"Um yeah dude, they sell that with chips at like every stadium ever"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me at home: I'll have some hot wings as a meal.

Me at restaurants: I'll have some hot wings as an appetizer, and a burger for the meal.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I dont understand.. the string cheese packages are more than one portion? (i mean of course im only going to have 2.. and another 2 in 5mins.. [repeat until none left])

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Ranch is for amateurs.. Go Alfredo sauce or go home!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

why choose, more sauces are always better than less sauces

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Alfredo dipping sauce?

You, sir, have changed my world. I never thought to use it as a dipping sauce.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You're trying to pick a fight with the entire state of Oklahoma there, buddy.

[-] Kernal64 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Kernal64 1 points 9 months ago

While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.

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