πππ more Mummy memes please
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOURE ON YHE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!
Aaaaaaamericans.....
Muum meem
I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!
I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.
He is gold in Charlie Brooker's (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.
All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but itβs such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.
Batiatus is such a great character. And John Hannah makes you hate him so much. Great, now I gotta go watch spartacus again.
He was incredibly entertaining in the Spartacus TV show
Don't worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.
You chew the beans raw?
As god intended.
I do love em chocolate covered.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
with a spoon in them.
COVERED IN BEES
source: the mummy
let's not become reddit
I would rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Bendar Fraser and Rachel Weiss
Also: eeeew, the mummy!
The call me coffee because I'm harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses... I mean, because I'm bitter.
My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That's also why I'm bitter.
They call me coffee because I'm best had pressed under a french girl
Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
/s
Alt description:
Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.
Top panel: Rachel Weisz's Evelyn Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I grind so fine'
Middle panel: Brendan Fraser's character Rick O'Connell says 'they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am'
Last panel: John Hannah's Jonathon Carnahan says 'they call me coffee because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am'.
They call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I'm palatable
I like my women like I like my chicken, with the skin on and the bones in.
I wish I could see what this is about.
The Mummy was one of the worst possible movies to try to make a gritty Kurtzmanian reboot of. 