Asklemmy

I haven't seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is "The Room" (2003).

Velocipastor

How dare you call hackers terrible.

I might be a little too basic, but I'm sticking with Sharknado

The original Mortal Kombat movie.

How shitty are we talking? Because there's, like, Super Mario Bros. (1993), which is a movie I liked that most people didn't, and then there's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), or The Corpse Grinders (1971), which I had fun watching but are actually terrible movies.

Down Periscope

It's awful and the jokes are terrible but at the end of the day, so endearing.

Hudson Hawk. Goofy heist movie with Bruce Willis who plays a cat burglar who is hired by a rich dude to steal several pieces of art which contain the secret to transmuting lead into gold.

Hackers! i never saw it as a kid but my wife decided to go see it on a whim when there was a showing for the 20th anniversary and we immediately fell in love with it. It's simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. we now watch it every couple months. HACK THE PLANET!

edit: i should probably fully read the original post before commenting

Kung Pow. It's so bad it loops back to being good.

An absolute GEM of is Dead Alive from Peter Jackson. Just incredibly bonkers and the goriest movie ever made (lawnmowers ftw). Highly recommend it for 80s campy fun.

Manos the Hands of Fate. Better with MST3K or Rifftrax commentary.

Yes, I see your edit.

But I'm still angry. I will try to forgive you but it's gonna take work.

Titanic 2

The 90's version of Island of Doctor Moreau is absolutely fucking terrible, and absolutely fucking fantastic. The story behind its production is also really wild and there's a documentary about it called Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau that I can recommend.

Kurt Russell's Soldier is also one of my favorite bad movies

If I like it, it's not terrible (plus I agree with /u/netburnr).

That said: G.O.R.A. and Accion Mutante are great campy Sci-Fi movies. The latter is a bit more gory.

Fukushima 50 - the overacting was hilarious at times. Knowing it's based on a real story I felt bad at times for laughing so much.

new neil breen film should be dropping soon so i'm holding out for that

Check out Dracula 3000 if you are looking to laugh at a vampire horror movie featuring Coolio in space.

House Shark is a cinematic masterpiece and I'd watch it again anytime

Moonfall. So where to start...

It was a big budget action flick, with sci-fi mixed in. Now don't get me wrong, I can suspend my disbelief just fine - you want to tell me that a zombie can rip a mountain in two, so be it. But the scientist in me just couldn't get past a couple things. It's an absolute blast of a movie, with great visuals. Mild spoilers below.

They successfully hide from gravity behind a concrete barrier. A space shuttle launches from the ground through a tsunami (literally in the water). Just absolutely bonkers. But so, so fun.

Top secret with val kilmer

Kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer are also good.

Waterworld. It's so terrible but at the same time I love it.

Army of Darkness (1992)

The "Assassin's Creed" movie

I love trash! Even though I love these movies, I feel most would label them as terrible. I would also recommend any of these movies if you haven't seen them.

Three movies from S. Craig Zahler

• Bone Tomahawk
• Brawl in Cell Block 99
• Dragged Across Concrete

Extra Trash

• Cemetery Man (Dellamorte Dellamore)
• Deep Rising
• Escape From L.A.
• Idle Hands
• Warlock
• Surf Ninjas
• Your Highness

"Evil alien conquerors", it even has its own theme song!

Does Robogeisha count? A robot chops a building and the building bleeds, and I don't know if that counts as "bad" or "transcendent human experience".

Trailer, for the curious.

anything neil breen did. especially twisted pair.

Ok, now if you are looking for a movie that is all style and low on substance, may I suggest: Repo! The Genetic Opera.

It’s a very 2000’s rock opera with pretty good visuals. It’s got a really fun vibe and very goth aesthetics. There isn’t much depth but you will probably be signing along by the end of it. REEEEEEPO MAN! REEEEPO man!

Easily troll 2

Dollman is a classic

Franklyn (2008). I love Eva Green and the Steampunk vibes at the beginning.