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I'm picking "Colonel" needs to be respelled to match how it's pronounced.

Try to pick a word no one else has picked. What word are you respelling?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There were so many that bothered me but now, when called out, I can only think of a few...

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Subpoena

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Lawngeray definitely makes it less appealing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Werk.

Work is not how people pronounce it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

What do you mean? It's already written the closest to pronunciation, there's no Ε„ sound in English really, perhaps knee is the only example

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skwirl because now one knows how to spell squirrel.thank you auto-correct.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’m honestly amazed β€œalot” hasn’t been made an acceptable spelling of β€œa lot” by now.

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[–] merc 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'd spell cache as cache so Australians know it's pronounced like "cash" not like "kaysch".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

"Sure". For crying out loud. Who came up with this.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Epitome

Scythe

Jewelry

Iron

Cologne

Receipt

CHARCUTERIE, what a fucking stupid word

Realtor. My wife still says "Real-uh-ter"

Zealot (think "Zellers 🍁") I'm tired of people pronouncing my username as "Zee-Lot"

-I know there's more that piss me off, I'll be back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Charcuterie is French for charcuterie.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My poor GF knows English as a second language and was very embarrassed when I pointed out the L was silent, because she had been saying it that way her entire life.

But mostly to her parents who also speak Spanish, so mostly she was embarrassed that I had to tell her XD In Spanish you pronounce the L, so she didn't even consider that the L was silent in English (Because why would it be).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The L shouldn’t even be there in the first place. Why is it there just talking up unnecessary space?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OOF Pneumonia.

Like, what a cursed word. How would you even spell that? Nuhmownyuh?

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