Baldur's Gate 3

can they release a bugfix for real life too?

The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.

Somewhere at Larian code review: "Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn't control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it... Oh. Ooooh..."

I can't unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don't try.

Spoilers ahead, be warned!

The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me

due to a bug

*a worm

I always wondered why Lae'zel wanted to bang, and we never talked much before the Grove. I'm a Shadowheart simp, though, so I turned down the Battle-sex.

I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae'zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.

However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn't take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I've heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I've been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I'm at the end of Act 3 now and they've not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.

EDIT: clearer wording.

And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.

Bug? Or undocumented feature?

60 hours from now, just before the final battle

Oh you sweet summer child..

Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?

Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.

I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the "role" playing aspect.

I don't think I've ever done anything beside "good" and "bad".

This must have been the only bug I didn't have. Only Lae'zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll's also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it's just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.

Everyone else? It's like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he's really into bright orange dragonborn.

It's good to know I wasn't imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck

Gamers be liek: "It's not a bug, it's a cool feature!"