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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Geez you're game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they'd eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don't drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Closing out the 12 pack: I'm gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun

[–] darcy 16 points 11 months ago

i'll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I do not drink, but if we can swap this for 10 bowls from now: Shredding a slab of slow cooker pork and playing 64man 2fort in TF2.

Edit: Alright well it's been 7ish but the pulled pork is delicious and I've been burning up spy's in sewers so I guess it all worked out.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Ten beers from now I see myself as a corpse, as I look up at it from Hell.

I spent my adult life drinking so hard that I almost died from pancreatitis. Don't be like me. Quit while you can.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die

[–] famousringo 6 points 11 months ago

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

[–] agamemnonymous 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kecessa 1 points 11 months ago

My bed also being my girlfriend's bed, I'll answer with... Both?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Smoking cigarettes non stop and smashing the mirrors off my car.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After 10 Sternie or 10 Modello? And why, why would you smash the mirrors?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Both questions can be answered with 10 Sternis

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Mmm monks know beer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Laughing way too hard at my own burps.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oh so you're the one...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would've helped tho.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle 5 points 11 months ago

Lol relevant. Was just thinking I am way too drunk and need to start drinking some water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Celebrating Christmas. That's how long it takes me to get through 10 beers. I don't drink a lot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If that's 10 in one night, hopefully bed for sure, the alternative is on the floor.

Once as a student I was like 10-11 drinks in after 2 hours (roughly 210ml vodka and 250ml rum), ended up puking several times in public and blacking out... luckily my friends (who weren't sure if I'd died) got me home safely and I woke up 6 hours later. Safe to say I'm not binge drinking again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

10 of those, my plan would be 10 more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Right where i am now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I wanna try it ALL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

it's called a calendar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Probably shit faced as my highest beer to day ratio was 1 beer a day for a whopping 2 days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

@Early_To_Risa Jokes on you, I'm Muslim.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Calling pals to drink the other 9.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Now why would anyone want to sit down and drink 8 beerses?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Alcohol is capitalist poison. Join the communist Prohibitionist party!