Hitler Dating Sim 3?
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
77 points (94.3% liked)
okbuddyrosalyn
156 readers
62 users here now
Me Wonga-Taa, King of Jungle!
1.) No girls ๐คฎ allowed in the treehouse ๐ณ๐
2.) Follow the rules of ๐Calvinballโฝ
3.) No cross-posting or sharing rule-breaking content with the main C&H comm. Sharing any content from this comm. to [email protected] that does not comply with their rules will result in a 10-day suspension. Repeated attempts will lead to a permanent ban.
4.) No Pissing Calvins I cannot believe I had to make this an actual rule.
5.) Rules for Reposting Reposts of content that was originally posted within the last year, was recently reposted already, or are from the Top Posts of All Time will be removed.
Posts that are older than 1 year and have not recently been reposted may be reposted to the sub, provided the original poster is credited in the title and the "Repost" post flair is used.
6.) Rules for Political Posts Posts of a political nature must be tagged with the "Political Post" flair and marked as spoilers.
7.) No inappropriate content featuring the underage characters Posts that overtly sexualize any of the underage characters (Calvin, Susie, etc.) will be removed.
8.) No Artificial Intelligence G.R.O.S.S. is a human (and tiger) exclusive organization that worships the God-Emperor Calvin and his legions of Hobbestartes. Abominable intelligence is not allowed.
Dungeon and Hobbes:
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Great Watterson
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Tavern
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Box Pt. 1
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Box Pt. 2
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Box Pt. 3
Dungeon and Hobbes: Party Conflict
Dungeon and Hobbes: Vampire Hunt! Pt. 1
Dungeon and Hobbes: Vampire Hunt! Pt. 2
Dungeon and Hobbes: Vampire Hunt! Pt. 3
Dungeon and Hobbes: Cracked Binoculars
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Palidoctor
Dungeon and Hobbes: Return to the Tavern
Dungeon and Hobbes: Maxtrix's Song
Dungeon and Hobbes: Hooded Figure
Dungeon and Hobbes: Bucket o' Fish Heads
Dungeon and Hobbes: An audience with the captain
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Great White Wormswood!
Dungeon and Hobbes: The Island
Dungeon and Hobbes: Sleeping In
Dungeon and Hobbes Quicksand! Pt. 1
Dungeon and Hobbes: Quicksand! Pt. 2
Dungeon and Hobbes: Quicksand! Pt. 3
Dungeon and Hobbes: One Truth and a Lie Pt. 1
Dungeon and Hobbes: One Truth and a Lie Pt. 2
Dungeon and Hobbes: One Truth and a Lie Pt. 3
Dungeon and Hobbes: Dave's Cave
Dungeon and Hobbes: Rosalinda Fight Pt. 1
Dungeon and Hobbes: Rosalinda Fight Pt. 2
Dungeon and Hobbes: Rosalinda Fight Pt. 3
founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
Believe it or not, earthbound
Minecraft?
Happy cake day, by the way.
Cave story, due to the caves but not because of its story
I feel like I need context. Never played either game, but played all of the games in the meme. What does it mean either earthbound or cave story?
Cavestory is a metroidvania with lots of jumping around and different weapons that have different fun interactions.
Earthbound is an RPG with lots of characters to talk to and stats to look at and menus to click around through.
I think that's really as far as it goes here.
there's an older version of this copypasta, which i think is both funnier and more true, that has "menus" and "jumpung" instead of "earthbound" or "cave story"
"Destiny 2, despite having a lot of jumping, is actually menus"
I feel like there's a third, and thats Rogue of course.
Then Id agree, that covers it.