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[–] samus12345 8 points 12 hours ago

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] [email protected] 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Dunno who that is but Tim Apple invented the computer and his ancestors invented the apple (in 196 AD) and just for the record if you think enjoying fruit is problematic you’re probably homophobic or something ¯\(ツ)/¯ iunno go away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

those fuckers try to sell their fruit by using a brand's name. They even got the design wrong, it's supposed to have a curved side.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I learn something that makes me think, how the hell had I not figured that out sometime in the past half-century.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

For some reason, french has a specific term for orange/red hair that's quite old. So we don't have red haired people. I don't know if other languages share this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I thought briefly about editing that to say, "in this context", but I thought it might be redundant.

It's like the whole fruit/vegetable debate, and there not really being a scientific category of "vegetables" that aligns with the common usage. However, in common usage, the loose, lay definition of "vegetable" is far more useful than the scientific, taxonomical one.

Context is king.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah. I've had this discussing with others in different forms, where they are arguing that words have specific definitions..

I would go even further.. My take is that what you said is right, but also, what a given context (like "cooking") is can be very different for different people.. So even in situations where three is really only one meaning for a word (rare, but maybe "broccoli" is an example), the word is understood differently by different people because it has different connotations attached for everyone (e.g. "I love/hate it", "my grandparent used to cook it badly").

Word definitions are like the lowest common denominator consensus version of those individual meaning, but they are changing slightly all the time as people change. Dictionaries are just documenting that evolution, but are constantly playing catch-up.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Hah! Why do we call black people coloured people then!

Checkmate blackisnotacolorists!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Yellow squash

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (16 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A fact that I hadn't realized. TIL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Prior to the fruit it was just considered a shade of red

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I’m already married.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word "orange" came into English from the Old French "pomme d'orenge", which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

[–] agamemnonymous 14 points 1 day ago

I think this might have been a joke abstracted to allude to that, without falling for the trap. Oranges were not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Blackberries

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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