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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

My grandfather was a James. He went by Pete.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Thank you, Gaylord ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I knew a Jimbo. Best friend for like half a decade. Dude def lived up to his name. Hope he's doing well.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

William has it better. Will, Willy, Willis, Willie, Buddy, Bud, Bill, Billy, and Liam. Willa, Wilhemenia, Wilma, and Billie for the ladies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elizabeth for girls.

Elizabeth, Eliza, Beth, Lizbeth, Liz, Lizzie, Lizard, Lisbian, Lisan Al Gaib, the options are endless.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Beth can be tricky because it can also be short for Bethany.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Proud of you!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Same with Robert.

Do you remain Robert?

Become boring Bob?

Rob with one b or Robb with two?

If you're feeling whimsical, is it Robby or Robbie?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Don't forget Bobby, Boberino, and the unsung classic Bert.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I had a friend with one brother named Bob and another Rob. Neither was named Robert.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if you're transitioning, you should probably avoid picking the name Margot

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Funny enough, Margot is part of a family of names that's even bigger than James and Robert.

Margot, Marjorie, Marge, Greta, Rita, Megan, Maggie, Gretchen, Maisie, Molly, Peggy... The uniting feature is that all of these names are considered variants of "Margaret," and this isn't even a comprehensive list.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Margherita and Margarita are my fav. Both delicious.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh wow, that's something! I didn't see most of these coming!

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Jimothy on special occasions

[โ€“] sprite0 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jame Gumb the only one I ever heard of

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Was she a great big fat person?

[โ€“] dream_weasel 3 points 1 day ago

Is that your king / baron name?

[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jimothy sounds like one of those English sounding names that Chinese people like to give themselves. Like Samanfar

Wait wtf, the video I'm referencing is almost old enough to vote? God damn it I'm old.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

What a delightful video :D
Samanfar took me a minute. I also approve of Smacker.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I have Jimothy written on my boiler suit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

i would go with the quaint yet dignified "Jimb"

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I like the cut of yourโ€ฆJimb.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Jimbo Jorker?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Jamie Fookin Lannister

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How about Jimbo, but with the "J" pronounced like an "H", as in Spanish.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd go with Hi-May...

And spell it just like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Only if you also pronounce the i as you would in Spanish, Heembo

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

"Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard" (Jimmy Recard from Drapht) is looping in my head now...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dunno. Greg sounds more nerdy than James.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Greg

Gregtech. - a highly sophisticated automation heavy mod for Minecraft

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

James seems like the least nerdy of the names that have common nicknames. Richard is another one that's not nerdy.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That's virtual insanity!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knew a guy named James Jones. He went by Bob. For reasons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

that's a good reason to go by Jamie. Jamie Jones sounds nice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Actually, James is short for Jean Names

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In the UK at least, 'Jay' is also commonly used for James. Not a bad choice. In addition, James Bond would like word about 'Nerdy' !

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Jam the man

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The formal variant is Jame-o

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Okay, how about you're Jimmer, you're Jimmy, and you're Jim Bob. So you all get to be some version of Jim and we don't got to be in, fuckin... Cats.

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