I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.
None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
That's not dinner, that's a health hazard.
Nicest comment
I'm married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So... "<Wife's name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let's go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight."
I don't know what happened, so maybe I'm assuming too much, but wouldn't it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
IKR, bud lite?
At least it wasn't meth lite. That shit is nasty.
I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.
...the chicken is literally raw.
I get the "respect partners as people" angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community
I think it might be boiled.
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
Where do you see it stated that she doesn't work? Maybe that's the best she can manage after a long day of work herself
Where did you see that she does work? We're all going on supposition here. She doesn't work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo
It's baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She's already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.
That implies she's at least had some time more at home than who ever's receiving the food.
Maybe she goes into work earlier than he does, maybe she works from home, maybe she does shift work. There is nothing "baked in" to this scenario.
You have to work with the information provided, not imagine further details. The info provided leans towards implying she stays at home.
No, your bias leans towards this. Careful, your misogyny is showing.
I legit thought those were someone's balls
Consider seeing a doctor?
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn't be boiled.
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
but that's just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visible
Isn't that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
(while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):
there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce
Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.
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Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
My brother it's raw
It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
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I'd probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
Just suffering through that shit doesn't sound like a good relationship imo
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.
How?
Just by guessing.
Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.
Also allergic to dying of salmonella.
Did they cook that meal with sunlight?
Realise that I was supposed to get groceries
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